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group_filepath /www/sites/mfapp/templates/groups/
group_info
struct
IHG Integration API 2.0 NO
PIURL [empty string]
SITEMESSAGE
component net.medfusion.cfcs.sitebroadcast
DATASOURCE Providers
METHODS
GETMESSAGE
function getMessage
Arguments:
Name Required Type Default
groupid Required numeric  
clearcache Optional boolean false
ReturnType: string
Roles:  
Access: public
Output: No
DisplayName:  
Hint:  
Description:  
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ars NO
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em NO
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forms2 NO
forms3 NO
fsu NO
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group_name TO CREATE (Options in Health Care and Education)
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imh NO
insurance NO
inteng NO
kiosk NO
lab NO
lite NO
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mfplus NO
mfpname Medem
mfpportaldescription [empty string]
mfpurl [empty string]
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mu NO
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phr NO
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prefix http://www.medfusion.net
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report NO
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rx NO
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support NO
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tvd NO
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vov NO
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loc_info
struct
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4 82786
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3
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3 7281
4 82640
5 1
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4
array
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3 7281
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6 [empty string]
5
array
1 6430
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5 1
6 [empty string]
6
array
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3 7281
4 82790
5 1
6 [empty string]
7
array
1 6439
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3 7281
4 82791
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1 6445
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3 7281
4 82794
5 1
6 [empty string]
9
array
1 6446
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3 7281
4 82795
5 1
6 [empty string]
10
array
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3 7281
4 82797
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6 [empty string]
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3 7281
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3 7281
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6 [empty string]
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3 7281
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3 7281
4 82802
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6 [empty string]
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array
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3 7281
4 82803
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6 [empty string]
16
array
1 6458
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3 7281
4 82804
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6 [empty string]
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3 7281
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6 [empty string]
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3 7281
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3 7281
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3 7281
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array
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3 7281
4 82819
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6 [empty string]
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array
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3 7281
4 82821
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3 7281
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3 7281
4 82823
5 1
6 [empty string]
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3 7281
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3 7281
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6 [empty string]
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6 [empty string]
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3 7281
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6 [empty string]
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6 [empty string]
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3 7281
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6 [empty string]
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3 7281
4 82616
5 1
6 [empty string]
47
array
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3 7281
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3 7281
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5 1
6 [empty string]
self index.cfm
site_filepath /www/sites/mfapp/templates/main/
 
TO CREATE (Options in Health Care and Education)  
     
     


The Best Medicine (Laughter)
Referral to Dr. S. / WebLink

Joke Index (large) / WebLink

"Linky-Dinky" / WebLink

Dihydrogen Monoxide Toxicology Research Homepage-DHMO: A Ubiquitous and Uproarious Menace in the New Age / WebLink

Religion in the News: Some of these stories are really true. See if you can figure out which ones they are. / WebLink

STITCHES, The Journal of Medical Humour / WebLink


Mega Toons (© 2001 by the Mega Foundation?)

(I am the very model of a psychopharmacologist)

Mark Fiore Animation Gallery

Salon.com Comix: Tom Tommorrow, etc.

ebaumsworld.com - A Hilarious Collection Of Media For The Masses

Rectal Foreign Bodies



href="http://www.ppbfh.com/"> http://www.ppbfh.com (Honest Lawyers)



Anthrax Discrimination: The Real Threat(Anthrax Education Center)

Mark Fiore Animation Gallery

Salon.com Comix: Tom Tommorrow, etc.

ebaumsworld.com - A Hilarious Collection Of Media For The Masses

http://www.chickenhead.com - a hoot and a half.


Animated humor Links


Official! CNN Reports World's funniest joke (Thursday, October 3, 2002)


Top jokes in several countries


http://www.laughlab.co.uk/


http://www.qfever.com/



John Stone's "The Curbstone Critic" (http://pages.sbcglobal.net/jxstone/index.htm)


from the Grist archives: Slap your knees over past April Fools' Day
editions
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Rube Goldberg's Honda Advertisement http://www.winisp.net/bogusboy/hondaad.htm


Jokes activate same brain region as cocaine -
Humour tickles drug centre that gives hedonistic high (from NATURE ScienceUpdate: (http://www.nature.com/nsu/031201/031201-5.html)
LOCAL COPY (NatureNews)



Neuron, Vol 40, 1041-1048, 4 December 2003
Humor Modulates the Mesolimbic Reward Centers
Dean Mobbs 1,2, Michael D. Greicius 1,2,3, Eiman Abdel-Azim 1,2, Vinod Menon 1,2,4,5, and Allan L. Reiss (http://www.neuron.org/content/article/fulltext?uid=PIIS0896627303007517)

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Animated Humor & Political Satire: http://www.jibjab.com/


Dave Barry: (http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/)


The "Ig Noble" Prize winners: (http://www.improb.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2004)


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A fair contender for the worst joke ever told..................


A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says,
"Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long
vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to
borrow.

The frog says, $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says
that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is
a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some
collateral against the loan.

She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says,
"Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant,
about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very
confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the
manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager
and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims
to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as
collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what
the heck is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack,
Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone".

Other humor links:
http://www.uni-duesseldorf.de/WWW/MathNat/Ruch/humor.htm
http://les.man.ac.uk/cric/Jason_Rutter/HumourResearch/links.htm
http://www.chortle.co.uk/
http://www.users.dircon.co.uk/~wilco/
http://www.standup.co.uk/
http://www.degruyter.de/journals/humor/